There's an election?

Elections come, elections go
In rain, in sun, in wind and snow,
Remember it is politic
To vote by chad, by cross, by tick;
And worth the four month acting show!

I am a candidate, no less,
Seeking now your voting bless
Though lie I might
And low-blow fight
I save your hands from that pit's cess.

No pun intended when I say
That some elected play away,
Clinton you know loved the tenor sax -
Young Monica has all the facts -
So his blow was low at home each day.

What shall I say of Bush the Pres,
Three nations put in such a mezz.
Favourite of Uncle Chad
He made old Gory rather mad.
And Kerry's had it, too, he sez.

Uncle Joe