There's an election?

Elections come, elections go
In rain, in sun, in wind and snow,
Remember it is politic
To vote by chad, by cross, by tick;
And worth the four month acting show!

I am a candidate, no less,
Seeking now your voting bless
Though lie I might
And low-blow fight
I save your hands from that pit's cess.

No pun intended when I say
That some elected play away,
Clinton you know loved the tenor sax -
Young Monica has all the facts -
So his blow was low at home each day.

What shall I say of Bush the Pres,
Three nations put in such a mezz.
Favourite of Uncle Chad
He made old Gory rather mad.
And Kerry's had it, too, he sez.

Uncle Joe

A seagull dipped his wing today
at me as if to say 'come play,'
but I can't fly
the glowing sky.
Why would he tempt me in this way?

I'll watch again as he flies near
and had I wings would show no fear,
but I'm earth-bound,
stuck to the ground,
til I'm an angel, I'm stuck here.

Laws of Unnatural Selection

You cannot be said to be cynical,
if you fear for the election win-ical;
if it has been fixed
and our choices deep-sixed
as before the results will be sin-ical.

How does one believe the guys runnin'
are serious for us, not just gunnin'
for glory and bucks
in their world (which just sucks):
I think we are ser'ously done-in.

Grey hair doesn't spring out of nowhere
nor wisdom come out of the air
but experience
helps the thinker make sense,
of the facts, once he's already been there.

Laws of Unnatural Selection

You cannot be said to be cynical,
if you fear for the election win-ical;
if it has been fixed
and our choices deep-sixed
as before there will be nothing grin-ical.

How does one believe the guys runnin'
are serious for us, not just gunnin'
for glory and bucks
in their world (which just sucks):
I think we are ser'ously done-in.

Grey hair doesn't spring out of nowhere
nor wisdom come out of the air
but experience
helps the thinker make sense,
of the facts, once he's already been there.